They choose poorly
“To cope with pandemic, Americans choose TV over the Bible” (Baptist Press, 8/7)

 Man Up
“Tony Evans warns men are ‘domesticated, neutered’ as Satan seeks to destroy biblical manhood” (Christian Post, 8/6)

Of Course They Are
“Chinese pastors ordered to praise Xi Jinping, slander US from pulpit or risk closure” (Christian Post, 8/6)

It’s here somewhere
“Bible Briefly Consulted To See If It Supports Already-Formed Opinion” (Babylon Bee, 8/4)